Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
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Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
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I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
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