And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
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Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
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I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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