I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I wish there were birth control emojis
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
