do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
a search helicopter?!
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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