There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
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How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
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Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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