That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
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There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
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body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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