Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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