dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
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you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
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Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
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