Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
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LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
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I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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