your parents love me but you hate me
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
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I think a kid would responsible me up
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
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Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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