Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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