BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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