I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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