he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
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There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
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Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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