There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
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Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
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I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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