we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
If its not for food we ain't going out.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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