I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
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I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
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That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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