i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
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