Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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