I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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