I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
We talked him into tasing himself.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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