idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Randomize
