Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
Randomize
