he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
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When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
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This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
You were trust falling into bushes
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