just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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