My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
40s are totally the cure
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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