it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
not ubering you a puppy
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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