I'm drive I can fine osifer
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
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why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
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This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
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