How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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