we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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