i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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