She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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