he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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