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We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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