Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
this will be a night to untag.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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