HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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