if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
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Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
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It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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