also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
