the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
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So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
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"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
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