Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
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Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
You're a waste of cheezeits
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
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I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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