I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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