Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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