If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
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you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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