As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
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I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
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I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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