Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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