Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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