It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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