I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
