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I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i need an iv and a liver transplant
this morning i woke up under the kitchen table. i went to my room and there was an inflatable whale in my bed with a banana duct taped to where its penis should be. there were trails of cheez-its around my apartment and i found $67 in the crotch of my underwear. im guessing i had a very happy birthday.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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