doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
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I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
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You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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