My nipple is on Facebook.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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