school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
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