no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
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I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
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She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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